SHORT TAKES ...


MARY KATE O -- evidently food isn't your drug of choice. (what is?)

ETHEL, um I mean, ESTHER, or: -- Kabbalah, Kabbalah bo balah, Bonana, Fanna, Fo fabbalah -- Fee, Fy, Mo Manalah - Madonna!


MICHAEL M -- don't have to ask you what your drug of choice is. (next Moore docudrama: "ATKINS AND ME")

PARIS H -- Fill in the blank: you could be another Lincoln -- (if you only had a ______!)

THE DONALD -- hair here, hair there, no stylist anywhere! (Words for Mr. Trump to Hair Club for Men: 'You're hired!')

JAY LO -- can't carry a torch for long or for less than $36,000 --
(got that Mr. Anthony).

BEN A -- lucky at cards - unlucky at love. You got the better of the deal. (as per above).

BEN S -- dodgeball - you call that a game?? -- You want a real kickass game: Mr. Kish's kickball is a real game for winners. (inside joke).
P.S. You're only as good as the box office on your last couple movie(s)and this movie saved your Hollywood tush. Two things in your favor -- the competition on release week and employing the Mrs. to double future unemployment checks if needed.

BABS S -- Mrs. Focker -- how very descriptive!

DICK C -- F U too! (By the way -- appropriate first name!)

DONNIE DARKO - (Sequel: ZOMBIE LOVE STORY - Donnie Darko meets the Wicked Witch of the East; and they 'fall' for each other.)

Don't need a plane engine or house to fall on me to know it's time to go -- with one last thought ...

LONG TAKES ...

Colin Farrell - 'A Home at the End of the World' -- Waiting for the DVD release (uncut version, natch!)


- posted by rosemary @ 12:24 PM