ROADKILL TV ...

The WB Superstar USA is the latest contribution to RoadKill TV, which emulates American Idol only showcasing the worst of the worst singers/performers, who supposedly believe they are the best of the best.

Since there was nothing on TV last week, I ventured to watch this show for the first, and believe me -- the last time. Whether these contestants truly believe they have talent is questionable. Obviously, this brings reality TV to an all time low, but whatever floats your boat! Suffice it to say William Hung would have been disqualified on the first audition.

I've dismissed most of reality TV, Idol included. This genre has run its course, and no matter what island, hardships, disgusting bugs or inners are offered to finicky palates, or which creepy crawlers crawl into bed with greedy, lecherous contestants, I will no longer subject myself to roadkill TV. No more surgical makeovers, dating and mating shows -- all gone from my viewing list. Goodbye Paris and Nicky -- don't further submit yourselves to the indignation of rubbing elbows with the common folks -- it's so hard for us all to see your Gucci's covered in pig shit.

(Evidently Paris is truly talented in one area and certainly has the making of an Adult film star as showcased in her homemade video. Maybe she should stick with what she knows and does best!)

Andy Warhol certainly hit the mark about the pursuit of 15 minutes of fame. But although 15 minutes can seem like an eternity, the entertainment industry needs to get 'real' - - it's finally over!
Get the 'beat' boys and start packing up your offices for the unemployment lines ...

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ...
- posted by rosemary @ 6:55 AM