MY LIFE - BILL CLINTON

Dear Mr. Clinton,

Your lies, I mean your life, isn't worth $35.00. I personally wouldn't contribute one copper Lincoln to your coffers to assist in justifying your tainted, sordid and shameful behavior. You can spin all the fairy webs of inaccuracies, excuses, fabrications and use all the charm and wit of a mischievous boy who got his hand caught in the cookie jar, but it's still no go with me. It's incredible to watch the left-wing-celebrity liberals rally around you propagating your deceit. Can that many people be so out of touch with reality that they truly believe your gossamer 'tell-all' tale? Or are they children of the sixties still tripping the light fandango?

Let us remember:

1) Your definition of "is." vs. Webster's definition of "is."
2) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."
3) Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, (just to name a few).
4) Vince Foster/Webb Hubbell/Whitewater Land Deal
5) The hawking of 'time shares' to the Lincoln Bedroom.
6) Travelgate/Filegate
7) Etc., Etc., Etc.

As we all know, you have trouble inhaling -- as well as keeping your foot out of your mouth, so here's a little piece of advice ... put a cigar in it, and try smoking it for a change.





- posted by rosemary @ 4:57 AM